DING-DANGED GLAD

I'm not a girlfriend
I'm not a wife
I'm not a mother
I'm not on the PTA
and I don't do carpool

I am a daughter
I am a sister
I am an aunt
I am a great aunt
and I am a Great Aunt, too

I do camp outs
and tea parties
and crazy trips through the drive-thru
I do tattoo sessions
and hikes
and tequila shots

"And I'm a ding-danged glad of it!"